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This "The Office" Merch Is So Good, You'll Probably Have to Declare Bankruptcy

I... DECLARE... BANKRUPTCYYYYY!

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The Office is Netflix's most-watched TV show ever and that's most likely because I've been binging the all nine seasons on repeat for the last four years straight (not kidding). Yep, I'm a fanatic. But on top of that, I'm also a fashion editor, which means I know a good piece of The Office merch when I see it. From Scott's Tots tees to Andy's America's Got Talent mug, I spent a little time tracking down the best there is – the kind of stuff only true, die-hard fans would appreciate.

Ahead, you can shop all the best gifts, trickets, and toys worth your hard-earned Schrute Bucks – with, a little Office-related humor thrown in, thanks to yours truly.

Serenity by Jan Soy Candle Office Fans
StormyBlue
$16.00

Serenity by Jan is kicking ass and taking names. Snag your own on Etsy or just go directly to Michael's dinner party for an investment opportunity. 

The Office: The Complete Series
Universal Studios
$79.98
$61.20 (23% off)

*Michael Scott voice* OH MY GOD! OKAY, IT'S HAPPENING! The Office is officially leaving Netflix in January 2021. So before you log into your account one day and lose your mind, order the complete box set and invest in a cheap DVD player.

Dwight Schrute Bobblehead
NBC Universal
$39.95

A good gift is about the gesture – what it means, instead of what it is. Skip the ham and get your favorite Office fan this bobblized Dwight. 

"Somehow I Manage" Notebook
$12.30

This notebook is supposed to have a picture of Michael shrugging with his sleeves rolled up on the cover, but this works too. 

The Office Stitious Tee
Urban Outfitters
$29.00

Let this T-shirt stand as a tribute to one of Michael Scott's best quotes: "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." 

The Office Poster Threat Level Midnight
IGDprints
$9.52

Threat level what? Threat Level Midnight. Decorate your ~condo~ with a poster from the original film by Great Scott Production. 

The Office Dunder Mifflin Jogger Pants
BoxLunch
$27.92

Dunder Mifflin: the people person's paper people. If you're one of them, cop these sweats for yourself. 

The Office One Schrute Buck Plush Throw Blanket
$21.52

When you have done something good, you will earn one Schrute Buck blanket. (Stanley Nickels not accepted.)

Pop! TV: The Office - Prison Mike
Funko
$23.94

He's Prison Mike and he's here to scare you straight. 

The Office Dwight Tee
Urban Outfitters
$29.00

This picture is humongous, he is not a security threat, and his middle name is Kurt, not Fart.

The Office Andy Star Mug
$10.32

Even though you missed out on Kelly's America's Got Talent watch party, you can still score one of these epic mugs. 

Scotts Tots Shirt
SterlingPrintShop
$13.99

This is one of the most cringe-worthy episodes of The Office, but it still makes for a pretty hilarious T-shirt. Plus, it comes with a free laptop battery (it doesn't).

The Office Sabre Aluminum Water Bottle
BoxLunch
$11.92

Plastic water bottles are the scourge of the environment. Help reduce waste with a Sabre branded water bottle. Just don't put orange juice in it – it's like drinking a battery. 

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